burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via megleg98)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via totheinternetandbeyond)